i shall smite thee and you shall know me as the one, the first, the one and the only, the grumpiest......GRUMPY....i do believe it is time for a song, feel free to sing along....
oh lord its hard to be grumpy,
i am soooo purrrfect in every way...(at least all and i mean all of the ladies say so)
i can't help but look in the mirror,
i get better looking each day....(is that even possible)
to know me is to love me,(see above)
i must be a hell of a man,(again see above)
oh lord its hard to be grumpy,
being so purrrfect in everyway.(see above)