A SONG FOR ARABS, MUSLIMS, AND OTHER MIDEAST SCUM

[BIGTEX]

This is a little ditty written by an Arab.

It is sung to the tune of Bob Dylan's "Don't Think Twice, It's Alright"


DON'T THINK TWICE, WE AIN'T ALRIGHT

THERE AIN'T NO USE TO SIT AND WONDER WHY, BABA
IF YOU DON'T KNOW BY NOW
THERE AIN'T NO USE TO SIT AND WONDER WHY, BABA
ALLAH SAYS WE'RE LOWER THAN A SOW
WHEN THOSE B-52S GO SCREAMIN' 'CROSS THE SKY
TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THEM AND THEN GIVE THEM THE "EVIL EYE"
THEN BEND WAY ON OVER, KISS YOUR ARAB ASS GOODBYE
DON'T THINK TWICE, WE AIN'T ALRIGHT!

THERE AIN'T NO USE IN CALLIN' ALLAH'S NAME, BABA
I HATE TO BREAK THE NEWS
THERE AIN'T NO USE IN CALLIN' ALLAH'S NAME, BABA
HE ONLY HEARS CHRISTIANS AND JEWS
FOR HE GAVE THEM ALL THE BRAINS AND ALL THE GUTS
ALL THE CULTURE, EDUCATION, MORALITY AND FANCY MUTTS
JUST TO LEAVE US STUPID ARABS IN THE SAND SCRATCHIN' OUR BUTTS
DON'T THINK TWICE, WE AIN'T ALRIGHT

REMEMBER BACK IN NINETEEN SIXTY-SEVEN, BABA
WE WERE PUMPED FOR VICTORY
ONE HUNDRED MILION ARABS CROSSED THE SANDS, BABA
TO DRIVE FOUR MILION JEWS INTO THE SEA
WE WERE BUSY MARCHING, SHOUTING, "JEWS WE WILL DEFEAT"
BUT WHEN THEY HOLLERED "BOO" WE ALL BROKE INTO RETREAT
WE LOST CONTROL OF ALL OUR BLADDERS AND PISSED UPON OUR FEET
DON'T THINK TWICE, WE AIN'T ALRIGHT

I'VE GIVEN OL' MOHAMMED LOTS OF THOUGHT, BABA
AND REALLY, I MUST CONCLUDE
SINCE ARABS GOT THE SHORT END OF THE STICK, BABA
MOHAMMED'S ONE BIG SUCKASS DUDE
AMERICANS DRIVE AROUND IN THOSE GREAT BIG CADILLACS
WHILE WE DEPEND ON ANIMALS TO TOTE US ON THEIR BACKS
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF TO THE MAX
DON'T THINK TWICE, WE AIN'T ALRIGHT

IVE SEEN IT PLASTERED ON OLD AL-JAZEERA, BABA
SCENES FROM THE UNITED STATES
PEOPLE THERE EAT BEEF TENDERLOIN, BABA
WHILE ALL WE HAVE BACK HERE ARE DATES
OVER IN AMERICA THEY HAVE "SOUP DE JOUR"
VICTORIA'S SECRET AND OTHER HAUTE COUTURE
MEANWHILE ALL WE ARABS HAVE ARE RUNNING, OPEN SEWERS
DON'T THINK TWICE, WE AIN'T ALRIGHT

WOMEN IN THE STATES ARE SEXY BABES, BABA
BLONDE OF HAIR, AND BLUE OF EYES
MEANWHILE ALL OUR UGLY ARAB BROADS, BABA
KEEP BUYING BURKAS, BIGGEST SIZE
MEN IN THE STATES WEAR THREE-PIECE SUITS, AND MAN, THAT HURTS
'CAUSE ALL US FILTHY ARABS WALK AROUND IN THESE NIGHTSHIRTS
MY TURBAN'S ON SO TIGHT IT MAKES MY TINY GONADS HURT
DON'T THINK TWICE, WE AIN'T ALRIGHT

[gorknoids]

"BLONDE OF HAIR, AND BLUE OF EYES"

     You fucking nazis need to have your asses kicked again......  STFU and go back to your base camp. 

[BIGTEX]

BIGTEX is not a Nazi.

He has NEVER been a member of the Democrat Party.

BIGTEX is as strong a supporter of the State of Israel as one can be.

Have you any questions?

[gorknoids]

I haven't had a question since you arrived.  No fucking doubt in my mind whatsoever.