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« on: May 18, 2008, 08:29:42 PM » |
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 BIGTEX, you have two brain cells and they both struggle for supremacy. Your ego is so big, I'm surprised it fit through your mom's vagina--which I could drive two freight trains into. Room to spare. Your sense of understanding is dwarfed by your tiny sack, and almost as smelly. You probably eat cow pies for breakfast and grasshopper piss for supper. You have no hair on your testicles because you masturbate with crude oil. I heard that you spend your money buying children from poor immigrants, and eating them. That is sick. Shame on you.
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« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2008, 08:31:15 PM » |
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BIGTEX thoroughly enjoys the music of Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson.
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« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2008, 08:31:40 PM » |
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Oh, oh, and Miley Cyrus!
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« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2008, 08:31:56 PM » |
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BIGTEX, you have two brain cells and they both struggle for supremacy. Your ego is so big, I'm surprised it fit through your mom's vagina--which I could drive two freight trains into. Room to spare. Your sense of understanding is dwarfed by your tiny sack, and almost as smelly. You probably eat cow pies for breakfast and grasshopper piss for supper. You have no hair on your testicles because you masturbate with crude oil. I heard that you spend your money buying children from poor immigrants, and eating them. That is sick. Shame on you. You are funny Spunk! what about his limp thing, but maybe he dosent even have one. HAHAHA!!!  |
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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2008, 08:32:27 PM » |
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Oh, oh, and Miley Cyrus!
He has a poster of her on his bedroom ceiling, you know. |
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« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2008, 08:33:12 PM » |
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His intelligence is as limp as his dick. How's that?
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« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2008, 08:33:28 PM » |
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ps -- i call him "PigSex"  |
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« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2008, 08:35:21 PM » |
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PigSex how funny. You and Spunk are great!! Go get him boys.  |
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« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2008, 08:35:57 PM » |
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I call him BIGTEX Crap (redundant)
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« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2008, 08:36:28 PM » |
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BIGTEX just sent me a private message.
“Al Gore definitely warms me up! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!”
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« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2008, 08:41:49 PM » |
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« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2008, 08:42:29 PM » |
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« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2008, 12:49:50 AM » |
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I heard the trees from The Wizard of Oz made a porn version.
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« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2008, 05:22:03 AM » |
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From what everyone is saying, it leads me to believe
Bigtex is a voyeur.
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