HOW TO KEEP BIG TEX FROM VISITING YOUR STATE

[Mr. Ed]

Give him detailed directions.

[Vermouth]

[BigLebowski]

...tell him there are no trailer parks in your state.   

...elect an african american governer and place 50 foot signs of him at every entrance, and Ole TEX would be so upset he has to stare at a African American while entering, he would just turn around.   

...insist all airlines have African Americans at every counter, his hatred with the races, would not let him check in for the flight. 


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[OswaldTheOsprey]

Have your state pass a law stating that a person must have at least a double digit IQ to enter.

OswaldTheOsprey

[gorknoids]

Post signs saying that homosexual acts in the woods behind rest areas will be met with the confiscation of make-up, anal lubricants, and sex toys.  Big, fat hairy faggots can't survive in environments like that.

[spunkloaf]

Surround the state with showers, soaps, and wash cloths.  He'd never set foot.

Or put handsome farm animals in the surrounding states.  That would keep him busy long enough for the state to fund and build a wall to keep him out.

Or, just find a gun and shoot the bastard.  Kinda hard to migrate to a different state when you're dead.  Hey, just my opinion.  And it's true.