REPUBLICANS AND LIBERTARIANS CELEBRATE MEMORIAL DAY DIFFERENTLY THAN DUMBOCRATS

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Republicans and Libertarians recognize Memorial Day as a time to remember and to solemnly honor the tremendous sacrifices made by members of the United States military on behalf of this great nation.  This is due in no small part to the fact that Republicans and Libertarians are much more educated than Dumbocrats and thus know the history of this nation and all the trials and travails encountered in the efforts to keep it free.  Republicans and Libertarians love the members of the American military establishment.

Dumbocrats, on the other hand, are ignorant of history and loathe our nation and, in particular, the military; ergo, they recognize Memorial Day as  nothing more than a twenty-four hour period in which to get liquored up, ingest crack cocaine, get new tattoos and body piercings, and engage in unsafe sexual practices.

Sad, but true.