WHY TEDDY KENNEDY WON'T MEET MARY JO KOPECHNE IN THE AFTERLIFE:

[BIGTEX]

Mary Jo Kopechne went to heaven.

HAVE YOU ANY QUESTIONS?

[scarlett]

  You are no better than t kennedy. where do you think you will go>

[BIGTEX]

BIGTEX is going to his exclusive country club.

No riffraff (such as yourself) to be bothered with.

[they call me MR. GRUMPY god damn it!]

liltaint has said many things that some of us find offensive and are just plain  ignorant.  that says more of liltaint than it does anything else.  still to my knowledge liltaint hasn't gotten liquored up, taken his sweetie for a ride, driven off a bridge and dog paddled to shore leaving mary joe to sleep with the fishes.

[BIGTEX]

Most people are of the opinion Mary Jo Kopechne drowned.

That was not the case.

She suffocated over several hours.

In other words, if Teddyboy had gotten help immediately instead of trying to cover his ass, Mary Jo would still be alive today.

He's a murderer. 

He's a lowlife.

He's a Dumbocrat.

But then, BIGTEX repeats himself . . .

[scarlett]

BIGTEX is going to his exclusive country club.

No riffraff (such as yourself) to be bothered with.

Then don't go to the Ri ver Oaks country club in Houston, I used to be a member

[BIGTEX]

Being a dishwasher at the River Oaks Country Club is not the same as being a member.

Sorry to disabuse you of that notion.