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Author Topic: "I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends"  (Read 468 times)
spunkloaf
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« on: May 31, 2008, 04:54:54 PM »

I saw a dude endorse Bowflex in a commercial by saying this exact phrase.  It really pissed me off.

Needless to say, if this guy had fat friends, he probably doesn't anymore.  Amazing what people will say for money.
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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2008, 04:59:41 PM »

honestly, i would say that for $20...hell, i'd say it for $1

anything less than that and my moral standards kick in Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2008, 05:00:21 PM »

bro what is up with the avatar?

i looked closely and then wished i didnt

a rabbit is crapping or giving birth to little peopel?

WHAT IS GOING ON!?
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they call me MR. GRUMPY god damn it!
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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2008, 05:04:02 PM »

did i tell you that i now have a sorta pet rabbit.  he comes to the yard daily, sometimes several times a day to have a salad.  have to scan the yard before releasing the hound.
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2008, 05:06:32 PM »

did i tell you that i now have a sorta pet rabbit.  he comes to the yard daily, sometimes several times a day to have a salad.  have to scan the yard before releasing the hound.

no way that's awesome. hey if your dog surprises him i hear brunswick stew is pretty darn tasty...i wonder what beer best matches brunswick stew. probably pbr. i would like to learn how ot cook squirrels, as they are plentiful and many look rather plump. wild squirrels and rabbits ar e probably a lot more healthy than the antibiotic crappy livestock we normally eat in this country.
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« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2008, 05:10:01 PM »

only had rabbit once but gotta say it was pretty tasty.  liked it better than chicken except for the buckshot. 
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2008, 05:10:46 PM »

bro what is up with the avatar?

i looked closely and then wished i didnt

a rabbit is crapping or giving birth to little peopel?

WHAT IS GOING ON!?

They're freaking Jesus's, running like mad towards a church in the background.

I am still laughing at it; I just found it a half hour ago.

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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2008, 05:15:37 PM »

the big jesus reminds me of touch down jesus and.....





                                  NOTRE DAME
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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2008, 05:17:50 PM »

perhaps should rename to

punting jesus

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fumbling / interception jesus
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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2008, 05:19:12 PM »

 Grin

edit: i predict my karam will be dropping  Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2008, 05:28:05 PM »

as bad as last season was GOD tells me that this year will be twice as good......six wins Embarrassed
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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2008, 05:41:16 PM »

as bad as last season was GOD tells me that this year will be twice as good......six wins Embarrassed

Good luck with that, being a Penn State grad, I have never been very big on the Irish.    Is Charlie Weiss really an offensive genius, or was it just because he had the other team's defensive signals?    Grin
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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2008, 05:42:28 PM »

I saw a dude endorse Bowflex in a commercial by saying this exact phrase.  It really pissed me off.

Needless to say, if this guy had fat friends, he probably doesn't anymore.  Amazing what people will say for money.

That guy looks funny. You can tell he was a fatty.
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« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2008, 11:55:05 PM »

fat people, not all but some/most, do have problems. they can help it and should, i make fun of my fat friends all the time but i do try to help them exercise and stuff like that. personally i would say anything for money, i mean really... fuck it. i don't care, i just wouldn't mean it.
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« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2008, 06:38:23 PM »

I saw a dude endorse Bowflex in a commercial by saying this exact phrase.  It really pissed me off.

Needless to say, if this guy had fat friends, he probably doesn't anymore.  Amazing what people will say for money.

I saw that commercial this morning. When he said that I thought, “What the HELL?”

Big girls need lovin’, too. Mm-hmm. Hook me up, bitches.  Cool
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