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Author Topic: Betcha can't offend me.  (Read 234 times)
zakkdeth
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« on: June 02, 2008, 12:13:34 AM »

Go for it, guarantee no one on this site can say anything that would offend me.

if you win your prise is... being able to waste time that could actually be used for something productive.
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« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2008, 09:51:13 AM »

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *snort* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2008, 11:23:20 AM »

Why do you want us to try to offend you? What are you trying to prove? Sorry if I missed something.
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« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2008, 11:27:10 AM »

Why do you want us to try to offend you? What are you trying to prove? Sorry if I missed something.

I jst applauded you, Bored. Someone keeps smiting you!
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« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2008, 11:34:45 AM »

Thanks mr. D! I do most of my posts from a blackberry so I dont get to see as much as I would from a web browser.
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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2008, 03:13:08 PM »

you are stupider and more ignorant than bush.
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« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2008, 10:01:56 PM »

Of course he is.  It's Al Gore.
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« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2008, 10:03:54 PM »

Okay, here goes:

I was fucking your sister the other night and she said "You fuck just like my Daddy does!"  I said "Yeah, I know.  Your Mom told me."

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« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2008, 10:05:25 PM »

you are stupider and more ignorant than bush.

you're talking about zakkdeth right? i cant imagine anyone would think that about bored

edit: oh i get it you're trying to offend him

damn i'm sloooooow tonight
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He puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter">


« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2008, 10:06:03 PM »

The difference between a rooster and you?  A rooster says "Cock-a-doodle-doo!!!"

You say "ANY-COCK'LL-DO!!!!!"
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« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2008, 10:06:12 PM »

Okay, here goes:

I was fucking your sister the other night and she said "You fuck just like my Daddy does!"  I said "Yeah, I know.  Your Mom told me."



 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2008, 10:08:14 PM »

Q:  What's the difference between an epileptic oyster-shucker and your sister with diarrhea?

A:  One of them shucks between fits.
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« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2008, 06:46:36 PM »

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Mr. Dirlewanger:Quote from: bored on June 02, 2008, 11:23:20 AM
Why do you want us to try to offend you? What are you trying to prove? Sorry if I missed something.

I jst applauded you, Bored. Someone keeps smiting you!

C'mon guys! What is there a daily karma tax? Who keeps smiting me? I was at 0 before, after Mr. D hooked me up. Can't a guy get a free handout from time to time?  Wink
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« Reply #13 on: June 03, 2008, 06:50:56 PM »

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Mr. Dirlewanger:Quote from: bored on June 02, 2008, 11:23:20 AM
Why do you want us to try to offend you? What are you trying to prove? Sorry if I missed something.

I jst applauded you, Bored. Someone keeps smiting you!

C'mon guys! What is there a daily karma tax? Who keeps smiting me? I was at 0 before, after Mr. D hooked me up. Can't a guy get a free handout from time to time?  Wink

Now I have to smite you for being redundant. A free handout....
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« Reply #14 on: June 03, 2008, 07:18:58 PM »

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Mr. Dirlewanger:Quote from: bored on June 02, 2008, 11:23:20 AM
Why do you want us to try to offend you? What are you trying to prove? Sorry if I missed something.

I jst applauded you, Bored. Someone keeps smiting you!

C'mon guys! What is there a daily karma tax? Who keeps smiting me? I was at 0 before, after Mr. D hooked me up. Can't a guy get a free handout from time to time?  Wink

Now I have to smite you for being redundant. A free handout....

Why would anyone smite Bored? Undecided
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