Mother Fucker

[spunkloaf]

...this is what I said when I found my passenger window of my truck smashed in this morning.  mother fucker.  Fuckin A!

That's right.  Between midnight and four thirty this morning, some ass clown (kid, more than likely) decided to bust my truck window all over the street and all over my seat.

Fuckers didn't take anything.  Which is good, but what was the fucking point?

I leave my doors unlocked anyways so this shit don't happen, and look.

Nothing taken.  No rock or heavy object found.  Must have been a bat or crowbar.

This is the first time I've had a run in with vandalism.  I hope it's the last.

Damn.  I'm trying to sell my truck and everything.  I need to have a new window by next week.

And the kicker is that I just replaced that window, because it broke last fall.   Think I'll be able to find another truck in a junk yard like that with a passenger window?

Wish me luck.

[bored]

That sucks about your window.

What kind of truck is it?

[spunkloaf]

It's an old GMC.

Old as I am.

[gorknoids]

Damn!  I thought they'd just taken my money and left without following through!

     Just kidding.  Last summer two little pricks lit off a fire extinguisher in our Tacoma.  The frigging air system STILL blows dust. 

     Now, do you wish to contribute tax dollars to their counseling and rehabilitation programs, or do you want them to pay the repair bill in full?

[OswaldTheOsprey]

Goddamned shame Spunk!

OswaldTheOsprey

[Mr. Dirlewanger]

Do you have any enemies, Spunk?

[spunkloaf]

Damn!  I thought they'd just taken my money and left without following through!

     Just kidding.  Last summer two little pricks lit off a fire extinguisher in our Tacoma.  The frigging air system STILL blows dust. 

     Now, do you wish to contribute tax dollars to their counseling and rehabilitation programs, or do you want them to pay the repair bill in full?

What?  No.  I'm just gonna kick their asses when I find them.

Do you have any enemies, Spunk?

Now that I think of it...

PITTY. 

Naw.  I have no enemies.  Some dumb kids, with fucking balls and a death wish.

Just some random cum stain thinking it's funny or cool or exciting to smash people's private property.

[justsaynotobo]

...this is what I said when I found my passenger window of my truck smashed in this morning.  mother fucker.  Fuckin A!

That's right.  Between midnight and four thirty this morning, some ass clown (kid, more than likely) decided to bust my truck window all over the street and all over my seat.

Fuckers didn't take anything.  Which is good, but what was the fucking point?

I leave my doors unlocked anyways so this shit don't happen, and look.

Nothing taken.  No rock or heavy object found.  Must have been a bat or crowbar.

This is the first time I've had a run in with vandalism.  I hope it's the last.

Damn.  I'm trying to sell my truck and everything.  I need to have a new window by next week.

And the kicker is that I just replaced that window, because it broke last fall.   Think I'll be able to find another truck in a junk yard like that with a passenger window?

Wish me luck.

Very sorry to hear that but you now know what i have been saying about crime, it is everywhere. No escape.

[spunkloaf]

I don't consider this "crime" though.  I consider it a bunch of dumb ass kids trying to be cool.

[Peter1469]

I don't consider this "crime" though.  I consider it a bunch of dumb ass kids trying to be cool.

They damaged your private property without cause.  That is a crime. 

[OswaldTheOsprey]

Peter makes a good point Spunk.

OswaldTheOsprey

[justsaynotobo]

I don't consider this "crime" though.  I consider it a bunch of dumb ass kids trying to be cool.

If destruction of your vehicle is not what you consider a crime..oh well..i don't know about you spunky.

[spunkloaf]

I mean, it's a crime--but not something I'd consider wasting government time over.

I'd just kick their ass.

If they stole something, I'd consider it a crime if they took something valuable enough.

[justsaynotobo]

I mean, it's a crime--but not something I'd consider wasting government time over.

I'd just kick their ass.

If they stole something, I'd consider it a crime if they took something valuable enough.

To each their own..

[Peter1469]

I mean, it's a crime--but not something I'd consider wasting government time over.

I'd just kick their ass.

If they stole something, I'd consider it a crime if they took something valuable enough.

Self-help is a valid common law principal.  (However, it has evolved to remove the use of force.)