I've been without weed for a day or two. (Can you tell?) But, tonight I went and got drunk at the neighbors. LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED...
Me, my step-sister and my step-brother were drinking and playing games with my dad's younger neighbors. They are young parents whose kids are away for the weekend, so they invited us over for some drinks and games.
When the guys all got egotistical and started comparing themselves to each other, they broke out the weight scale to see who weighs the most. Some how my stepbrother offended somebody and was asked to put the scale away.

So, in a drunken rage, he took off in his truck because he was pissed at everybody.
I tried to stop him, but he rolled up his window and locked his fucking door, and then he ran over my bare foot while peeling out of the driveway. I have a limp and bloody foot now, and my good old drunk feeling is worn off because of it.

Nobody knows where the fuck he is, and it's been an hour. Probably pulled over, in jail, or in an accident.
SOMEBODY TELL ME. Would this kind of thing ever happen if we were all smoking weed instead?
I need to apologize, this kinda don't make sense--using a bad scenario to promote weed.
I was drunker than I thought, and wanting to smoke a jay.