I was really getting sick of seeing all these big, bad-ass trucks driving around anyways. It's like American men need to buy big boxy, expensive pick ups to impress everybody else. Maybe because they all have small penises and they want to make up for something?

And then their WIVES have to buy one, too...of course, with personalized plates and pretty decals. It seems women these days have an equal size issue with their penises. Oops...
Now they are looking to sell their big gas-guzzling treasures. They are having trouble with that, and it makes me laugh. Honestly. They got what they paid for. As Nelson would say...Ha-ha!
Now they'll have to find something else to pull their ATV's and marine crafts, all of which probably loaned out from the same banks that loaned out for their trucks. Or credit cards, similarly.
I have an '85 GMC Sierra 1500 half ton, and I don't plan on selling it. It's as old as I am, it runs ok and it gets 9 MPG. I stick by my purchases, and I'm running the fucker into the ground. Gas-guilty? Yeah. But I'm also not making big trips to Texas to buy cowboy boots to impress people, or anything. I use it to go to work, a half mile from where I'm living. Once in awhile I go for a ride outside of town and....er...relax. Yeah.
Relax.