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Re: Sperm Bank: Red-Heads Need Not Apply.....
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2011, 08:38:58 PM »
I went to Catholic school for 12 years.  ;D
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Re: Sperm Bank: Red-Heads Need Not Apply.....
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2011, 08:41:43 PM »
One of the most memorable points in my life is when I told the principal - Sr. Maureen after she handed me my diploma to go fuck herself.

I also kicked some dudes ass for sneak kissing my girlfriend that day.

What a day...
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Re: Sperm Bank: Red-Heads Need Not Apply.....
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2011, 08:42:39 PM »
One of the most memorable points in my life is when I told the principal - Sr. Maureen after she handed me my diploma to go fuck herself.

I also kicked some dudes ass for sneak kissing my girlfriend that day.

What a day...

 :D Sure sounds like it!
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Re: Sperm Bank: Red-Heads Need Not Apply.....
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2011, 08:43:53 PM »
Come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I even saw a nun. High-school can't be the last time.
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Re: Sperm Bank: Red-Heads Need Not Apply.....
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2011, 08:46:11 PM »
Yeah, you have to understand the chemistry.  My parents put me through Catholic school because that's what parents did back then.  Maureen just lived to fuck with me - my dad hated her.

She initially refused to give me a diploma (handed me a blank one during the ceremony) because I owed ten bucks for an overdue book or something like that.  Afterward, my dad (in a rather pissed off moment) pulled out a ten and demanded the diploma.  My big sister told Maureen that if she weren't a nun, she would have sucker punched her at this point.  That's when I dropped the F-bomb (and a "fat bitch" reference also).

My dad put his arm around me and we walked away.

Sort of a dysfunctional family moment that I'll never forget.
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Re: Sperm Bank: Red-Heads Need Not Apply.....
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2011, 08:59:03 PM »
Yeah, you have to understand the chemistry.  My parents put me through Catholic school because that's what parents did back then.  Maureen just lived to fuck with me - my dad hated her.

She initially refused to give me a diploma (handed me a blank one during the ceremony) because I owed ten bucks for an overdue book or something like that.  Afterward, my dad (in a rather pissed off moment) pulled out a ten and demanded the diploma.  My big sister told Maureen that if she weren't a nun, she would have sucker punched her at this point.  That's when I dropped the F-bomb (and a "fat bitch" reference also).

My dad put his arm around me and we walked away.

Sort of a dysfunctional family moment that I'll never forget.

 :roflmao:
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Re: Sperm Bank: Red-Heads Need Not Apply.....
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2011, 09:48:33 PM »
Dayum da Cap'n don't mess around! :roflmao:
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Re: Sperm Bank: Red-Heads Need Not Apply.....
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2011, 09:27:41 AM »
you all know the difference between a red head and a blonde.



about 50 bucks
you mad bro?

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Re: Sperm Bank: Red-Heads Need Not Apply.....
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2011, 09:29:05 AM »
 :D

which costs more?  ;D
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Re: Sperm Bank: Red-Heads Need Not Apply.....
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2011, 09:31:03 AM »
:D

which costs more?  ;D

 you know its been so long ago I don't remember,, dayum >:(
you mad bro?

 


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