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Re: Extremely offensive jokes
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2011, 11:30:17 PM »
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?




Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Re: Extremely offensive jokes
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2011, 11:31:40 PM »
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?



With a blender







How do you get them out again?



With tortilla chips

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Re: Extremely offensive jokes
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2011, 11:33:21 PM »
Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?












...I don't know why they didn't either.

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Re: Extremely offensive jokes
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2011, 11:36:05 PM »
What's red and creeps up your leg?






A homesick abortion.

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Re: Extremely offensive jokes
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2011, 11:40:42 PM »
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib?




A pedophiles ass

 


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