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Extremely offensive jokes
« on: November 21, 2011, 11:28:48 PM »
Question: What is the difference between a dead baby and an egg salad sandwich?



This one is so bad, I will only answer it when somebody asks me to.

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Re: Extremely offensive jokes
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2011, 12:04:42 AM »
Question: What is the difference between a dead baby and an egg salad sandwich?



This one is so bad, I will only answer it when somebody asks me to.

Egg salad tastes better?
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Re: Extremely offensive jokes
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2011, 12:44:57 AM »
A man comes home  from work early and hears noises coming from upstairs.. he goes up opens the door and sees his wife getting it on with the neighbor.. He screams out  " what the hell do you think you're doing?'  the wife looks down at the guy she is with and says " see I told you he was stupid"
you mad bro?

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Re: Extremely offensive jokes
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2011, 08:05:24 AM »
Question: What is the difference between a dead baby and an egg salad sandwich?



This one is so bad, I will only answer it when somebody asks me to.

Egg salad tastes better?


No.  The difference between an egg salad sandwich and a dead baby is I don't fuck the egg salad sandwich before I eat it.


 :o

Told you it was bad!!!!

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Re: Extremely offensive jokes
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2011, 09:18:11 AM »
A man comes home  from work early and hears noises coming from upstairs.. he goes up opens the door and sees his wife getting it on with the neighbor.. He screams out  " what the hell do you think you're doing?'  the wife looks down at the guy she is with and says " see I told you he was stupid"

:roflmao: That is a good one.
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Re: Extremely offensive jokes
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2011, 10:47:06 AM »
What's red and white and hangs in trees?


A baby run over by a snow blower.




What's grosser than a truck full of dead babies?


Using a pitch fork to scoop them out.




What do you give a dead baby for Christmas?


A dead puppy.

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Re: Extremely offensive jokes
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2011, 01:16:53 PM »
How do you make a dead baby Float?

Root beer, Ice Cream and 2 scoops of dead baby.....
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Re: Extremely offensive jokes
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2011, 11:26:48 PM »
How do you make a dead baby Float?

Root beer, Ice Cream and 2 scoops of dead baby.....

I was gonna say take your foot off it's head...but ok.

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Re: Extremely offensive jokes
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2011, 11:28:00 PM »
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?



When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

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Re: Extremely offensive jokes
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2011, 11:29:12 PM »
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?




Art.

 


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